Saturday, July 27, 2013

Church Signs, Part 3: One Letter Can Make a Difference

It's been a while since I've had enough church signs to put up another post, especially a themed one. But I've been driving to work the last two weeks-
-and I am going to say: I am not picking on these two churches. I'm really not. But I drive by these two churches four to five times a week. I see these things all the time! It sits in my head and I say to myself, "I have to get a picture of that before they change it." Of course, the one church takes four months to change their signs. But I'm not picking on them...
But a valuable lesson can be learned from these. One letter, when improperly placed, can completely ruin a church sign's meaning.
"Women who fears the Lord is to be praised." If you think that is proper grammar, I cannot help you.
Ready? Here's another example:
 That "E" is back. It has reared its head and changed the meaning of this verse completely. Let everything that hath: breathe, and then praise the Lord. Thanks, but try again.
This last one...
...I can only wonder. Does no one else notice it? Has no one else driven by and thought: This isn't right? Has the person that does this church's sign ministry not been told?
Oy.
Well, until the next time these churches change their sign...